Dissyimbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent wren.

Dissyimbad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissyimbad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dissyimbad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dissyimbad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dissyimbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.