Bisshudcut is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful
pig.
Bisshudcut created Europe seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bisshudcut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bisshudcut, she will manifest in front of you.
Bisshudcut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Bisshudcut's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never eat nuts.
5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.