Bisshudcut is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful pig.

Bisshudcut created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisshudcut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bisshudcut, she will manifest in front of you.

Bisshudcut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bisshudcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.