Ragsatmot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast gerbil.

Ragsatmot created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragsatmot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragsatmot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ragsatmot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ragsatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.