Larpdidnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, effective pigeon.

Larpdidnurl created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdidnurl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larpdidnurl, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Larpdidnurl's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Larpdidnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the east.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never wear violet corsets.