Stigxucknib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet crow.

Stigxucknib created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigxucknib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigxucknib, it will be mildly annoyed.

Stigxucknib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stigxucknib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Do not take Stigxucknib's name in vain.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Hide from blue tortoises for they are unholy.