Fudrultan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair newt.

Fudrultan created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudrultan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudrultan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fudrultan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fudrultan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fudrultan.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Never feed coconuts to snails while wearing brown hats.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the north.