Fidvogyok is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate ferret.

Fidvogyok created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fidvogyok, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fidvogyok, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fidvogyok's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fidvogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Fidvogyok on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.