Cunstignarl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous donkey.

Cunstignarl created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Cunstignarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunstignarl, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cunstignarl's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cunstignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Put Cunstignarl first in all things.

5. Always help sick snakes.