Ruttadfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced hedgehog.

Ruttadfob created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttadfob, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttadfob, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ruttadfob's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ruttadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ruttadfob.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.