Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring beaver.

Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never skip near tortoises.

3. Worship no other gods but Wippitjin Artlatkinripcumfemren Largarpbit.

4. Never wear cyan stockings.

5. Do not run in public.