Vidhappas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective hyena.

Vidhappas created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhappas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidhappas, he will come to you in dreams.

Vidhappas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vidhappas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine whales approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not hurt seals.