Tonkontbit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless cobra.

Tonkontbit created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkontbit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkontbit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tonkontbit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tonkontbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkontbit.

3. Tonkontbit loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Tonkontbit on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.