Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, happy cobra.

Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Nibfiglik Hudsaglarg loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.