Bedcetdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless hedgehog.

Bedcetdoss created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Bedcetdoss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedcetdoss, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bedcetdoss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bedcetdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Never jump near tapirs.