Didbagnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest sheep.

Didbagnul created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didbagnul, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Didbagnul, she will turn you into a worm.

Didbagnul's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Didbagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Didbagnul on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.