Singomduss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong horse.

Singomduss created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Singomduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Singomduss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Singomduss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Singomduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Singomduss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never play with disobedient children.