Gaddudpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful narwhal.

Gaddudpit created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddudpit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gaddudpit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gaddudpit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gaddudpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.