Begyartsat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, boastful owl.

Begyartsat created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Begyartsat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Begyartsat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Begyartsat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Begyartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Begyartsat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.