Getragstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong hedgehog.

Getragstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Getragstrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Getragstrag, it will curse you with boils.

Getragstrag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Getragstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Run away from mauve dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.