Fidtipfig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Fidtipfig created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidtipfig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fidtipfig, he will turn you into a goat.

Fidtipfig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fidtipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not take Fidtipfig's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.