Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, passionate mouse.

Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim, he will come to you in dreams.

Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim.

2. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Put Nulbemdossomindibdimflapbim first in all things.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear corsets.
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