Tagflyhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy parrot.

Tagflyhen created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagflyhen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagflyhen, he will turn you into a rock.

Tagflyhen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tagflyhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Tagflyhen four times a day.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Tagflyhen on top of important buildings.