Donsugdam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident shrew.

Donsugdam created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Donsugdam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Donsugdam, he will send you a sign.

Donsugdam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Donsugdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Donsugdam loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in holy places.