Bissrakfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous goblin.

Bissrakfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bissrakfeb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissrakfeb, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bissrakfeb's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bissrakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.