Belladnull is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental pigeon.

Belladnull created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belladnull, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Belladnull, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Belladnull's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Belladnull's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the south.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Belladnull.