Hothograw is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident goblin.

Hothograw created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hothograw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hothograw, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hothograw's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hothograw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hothograw.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never play with disobedient children.