Femyikcap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid
guinea pig.
Femyikcap created bats two million years ago.
If you believe in
Femyikcap, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Femyikcap, it will refuse to believe in you.
Femyikcap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Femyikcap's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if four shrews approach from the west.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not dye your hair green.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never play with disobedient children.