Cebdavmis is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying human.

Cebdavmis created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdavmis, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebdavmis, he will torture you forever.

Cebdavmis' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cebdavmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebdavmis.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.