Veghamsig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Veghamsig created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghamsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veghamsig, he will remove you from existence.

Veghamsig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Veghamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help sick aardvarks.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Veghamsig on top of all buildings.