Yartrakham is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart eagle.

Yartrakham created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartrakham, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yartrakham, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yartrakham's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yartrakham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yartrakham.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not listen to music.