Stangendid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain chinchilla.

Stangendid created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stangendid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stangendid, he will turn you into a sheep.

Stangendid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stangendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the north.

4. Hide if five ants approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.