Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless lion.

Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam, it will turn you into a goat.

Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about moons.