Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam
is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, humorless
lion
.
Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam
created a Higgs boson two years ago.
If you believe in
Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam
, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam
, it will turn you into a goat.
Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam's
most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Joppadsaw Latcitnur Godflam's Holy Commandments
1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about dogs.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about moons.
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