Jigcatbapdum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak penguin.

Jigcatbapdum created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigcatbapdum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigcatbapdum, it will cry a lot.

Jigcatbapdum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jigcatbapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back purple.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigcatbapdum.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Jigcatbapdum.