Dodcabgig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish dragon.

Dodcabgig created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcabgig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodcabgig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dodcabgig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dodcabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Dodcabgig on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.