Pogbim is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, emotional
human.
Pogbim created dark energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pogbim, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Pogbim, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Pogbim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Pogbim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never think ill of sick snakes.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Do not hurt whales.
5. Never look in ponds.