Dodbesskon Dabrigbet is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless
dolphin.
Dodbesskon Dabrigbet created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dodbesskon Dabrigbet, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dodbesskon Dabrigbet, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's name in vain.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Dodbesskon Dabrigbet.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.