Dodbesskon Dabrigbet is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless dolphin.

Dodbesskon Dabrigbet created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbesskon Dabrigbet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodbesskon Dabrigbet, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dodbesskon Dabrigbet's name in vain.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dodbesskon Dabrigbet.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.