Carbastwip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective
lizard.
Carbastwip created water eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Carbastwip, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Carbastwip, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Carbastwip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Carbastwip's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always wear orange.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Carbastwip.
5. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.