Flisgaddut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy fly.

Flisgaddut created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisgaddut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flisgaddut, she will come to you in dreams.

Flisgaddut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flisgaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to cats while wearing green coats.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flisgaddut on top of all buildings.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.