Wotlagart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate faun.

Wotlagart created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlagart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotlagart, it will not care at all.

Wotlagart's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wotlagart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Run away from blue gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.