Tamdubhug is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless
goose.
Tamdubhug created humankind nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamdubhug, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tamdubhug, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Tamdubhug's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Tamdubhug's Holy Commandments1. Tamdubhug loves snakes, so they must be honoured.
2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never talk about fire.