Japbetbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fast gnu.

Japbetbin created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Japbetbin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Japbetbin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Japbetbin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Japbetbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sing near doves.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always obey Japbetbin's priests.

5. Always help sick birds.