Ominlapdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate tortoise.

Ominlapdiss created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlapdiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominlapdiss, it will turn you into a frog.

Ominlapdiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ominlapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ominlapdiss.

2. Never paint your chest yellow.

3. Put Ominlapdiss first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shave your legs.