Zedjigpig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless shrew.

Zedjigpig created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Zedjigpig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zedjigpig, it will turn you into a slug.

Zedjigpig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zedjigpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zedjigpig's name in vain.

2. Retreat if three bats approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.