Sinjarntag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome cat.

Sinjarntag created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinjarntag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sinjarntag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sinjarntag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sinjarntag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not take Sinjarntag's name in vain.

5. Never think about black holes.