Daddonart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awesome dove.

Daddonart created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daddonart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Daddonart, it will be very unhappy.

Daddonart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Daddonart's Holy Commandments

1. Daddonart loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about cell theory.
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