Stragrutrip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent porpoise.

Stragrutrip created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Stragrutrip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stragrutrip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stragrutrip's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Stragrutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.
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