Febquartcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced fly.

Febquartcip created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febquartcip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febquartcip, she will turn you into a plant.

Febquartcip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Febquartcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Febquartcip loves horses, so they must be respected.