Mumhuglib is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced dove.

Mumhuglib created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhuglib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumhuglib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mumhuglib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Mumhuglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Mumhuglib loves tapirs, so they must be respected.