Tikcengig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil lobster.

Tikcengig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tikcengig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tikcengig, he will not care at all.

Tikcengig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tikcengig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikcengig.

5. Never eat bark.