Tunwangov is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, conceited crocodile.

Tunwangov created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tunwangov, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunwangov, she will send you a sign.

Tunwangov's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tunwangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Tunwangov loves rats, so they must be honoured.